Recently a topless female shopper chased after a dude in a store.
Turns out the guy was holding his handheld camera under her dressing room door as this lady tried on bras.
This genius was apprehended by police a few blocks away, and then a whole bunch of folks in the store identified him once they brought him back.
“Dat’s the guy!”
The lady ran topless through the store chasing this guy, but stopped at the door to the outside.
She got the attention of the shoppers, that’s for sure.
“Red light special.”
See what I did there? A play on blue light special? Red light district? Nudity?
Oh well, enough crappy jokes. My humor is slowed down by -25F weather outside here.
Definitely time to keep the fireplace crackling.
There’s a whole lotta chasing going on in the barite industry.
I’m hearing from folks all over looking to import barite, and mine it here in the U.S.
Barite has a heckuva high density, and it’s used as an ingredient in hydraulic fracturing fluid to “weigh down” the fluid.
Just now, a mining group out of California is trying to drill barite exploration holes in Idaho, but they are running into environmentalists getting in the way.
Their proposed drilling sites are in some wilderness area.
Anyway, the chase is on in the barite business.
And I’m the po-lice, doing testing on drilling grade barite to help you figure out whether it can go to market.
$950 for a complete API testing package on barite.
Of course, that is the 2013 price.
To order drilling grade barite testing, or frac sand testing, e-mail me or give me a call.
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