Yes, it’s that time of year.
The stores are filling their shelves with Christmas toys, inflatable lawn decorations, and the white frosted artificial Christmas trees.
All made by the loving hands of happy Chinese children. Heh
As a quick aside, did you know that the artificial Christmas tree was dreamed up by a guy that manufactured toilet brushes? He figured that he could make additional money by building a few fake trees using the same materials and factory equipment as he did his toilet brushes.
Brilliant capitalism at work!
Anyway, I think that I want to dress up as Sanda Claus this year.
Yes, you heard me right, “Sanda” Claus.
I’ll have little bags of sand to give to the children.
If they were good, the kid will get a nice, white 40/70 sized frac sand that is gorgeous, round, and strong.
If Johnny was a bad boy, he’s gonna get brown sandbox sand. Maybe it’s fit for kitty litter. Ha
I will get some strange looks for sure.
But, I think that sand would make a wonderful holiday gift this year.
Especially since it can be found, mined, and processed right here in the USA, without the need for Chinese assistance! Ha – try saying that about the latest toys and electronics.
Alright, I probably won’t dress up as Sanda Claus.
But, I do want to the take my kids out into the forest (not too far) and get a nice, green, real tree this year. I’m excited for that.
Maybe I’ll do that on Black Friday, to avoid all the crowds.
Luckily for you, you don’t have to wait in line all night on Thanksgiving to get into our lab.
Nope, in fact you don’t even have to leave the comfort of your home.
Just box up around 5 lbs of the sand, send it to us, and we’ll do the rest.
Every time a box of sand arrives here at the lab, it feels like Christmas to us.
New clients to work with, and relationships to build – we get as excited as Ralphie from “A Christmas Story” does about his Red Ryder BB gun.
That’s the fun part of this business – building relationships and learning about your work and business.
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